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Sleaford Mods – Jason stop wanking (2009) | Track profile | Dork

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The Originator
Jason stop wanking

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Jason stop wanking

Release date: 2009

From The Originator

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About This Track

"Jason stop wanking" is a track by Sleaford Mods, from the album The Originator, released 2009. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Sleaford Mods.

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Lyrics

Jason stop wanking

[... You're so fuckin' lame Jason. Stop wanking.]

I wanna get away from this Fred Perry bollocks

But I just can't adjust

I don't feel I shatter

I'm a piece of junk

I'm made out of rust

And the shaking car won't start

In the dead grand canyon, dead grand canyon

Shaking car won't start

In the dead grand canyon, dead grand canyon

I just can't adjust

I just can't adjust

I just can't adjust

I just can't adjust

[repeat x 2]

[fuck me]

Cheryl Cole is a victim

But she don't know it yet

In five years time when Ashley's

Playing for Bournemouth

She'll be fucking Gary Barlow... and smoking glue

Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue

Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue

Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue

Fucking Gary Barlow and smoking glue

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Track details

From The Originator

2009

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Release year

2009

—Chop Chop Chop
—Blackbeard Was
—Jason stop wanking
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—Wack It Up Bruv
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—The Bride of Rankenstein
—Shelf Life
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