Christmas Unicorn

I’m a Christmas unicorn

In a uniform made of gold

With a billy goat beard

And a sorceror’s shield

And mistletoe on my nose

Oh, I’m a Christian holiday

I’m a symbol of original sin

I’ve a pagan tree and magical wreath

And a bowtie on my chin

Oh, I’m a pagan heresy

I’m a tragic-al Catholic shrine

I’m a little bit shy with a lazy eye

And a penchant for sublime

Oh, I’m a mystical apostasy

I’m a horse with a fantasy twist

Though I play all night with my magical kite

People say I don’t exist

For I make no full apology

For the category I reside

I’m a mythical mess with a treasury chest

I’m a construct of your mind

Oh, I’m hysterically American

I’ve a credit card on my wrist

And I have no home nor field to roam

I will curse you with my kiss

Oh, I’m a criminal pathology

With a history of medical care

I’m frantic shopper and a brave pill popper

And they say my kind are rare

But I’ve seen others in the uniform

Of a unicorn just like me

We are legions wide and we choose no sides

We are masters of mystique

For you’re a Christmas unicorn

I have seen you on the beat

You may dress in the human uniform, child

But I know you’re just like me

[Instrumental]

[x2]

I’m the Christmas Unicorn

You’re the Christmas Unicorn too

[x7]

I’m the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)

You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (It’s all right, I love you)

[x3]

I’m the Christmas Unicorn (I’m the Christmas Unicorn)

(Find the Christmas Unicorn)

You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (You’re the Christmas Unicorn too)

(It’s all right, I love you)

[x2]

I’m the Christmas Unicorn (I’m the Christmas Unicorn)

(Find the Christmas Unicorn) (apart, my friend)

You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (You’re the Christmas Unicorn too)

(It’s all right, I love you)

[Instrumental]

[x4]

Love, love will tear us apart, again

Love, love will tear us apart, my friend

[x8]

I’m the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn)

(Love, love will tear us apart, again)

You’re the Christmas Unicorn (It’s all right, I love you)

(Love, love will tear us apart, my friend)

[Instrumental]