Dog Chewed The Handle

It was the Seventh of December in the middle of the night

The street was deserted except for smoke and moonlight

The front of the papers read the latest scandal

The people versus when the dog chewed the handle

It's a strange kind of story as far as stories go

It's the tale of a man and his trusty fido

With police to the left of him, on the right a dead vandal

The only excuse was that the dog chewed the handle

With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle

He's got his integrity, don't need no excuse

You can't say different got to let him loose

The guy shouldn't've been there but he chose to gamble

Heads you win, tails the dog chews the handle

I suppose if I'd thought I shouldn't leave them together

Grip made of bone and a holster that's leather

Freak kind of accident that sets an example

Dogs like bones that's why the dog chewed the handle

With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle

Oh look at it from my angle

Oh just look at it

With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle. (x2)

Oh look at it from my angle

Oh just look at it...