If I Was You

Starts off early Monday, the beginning of the week

With a belly full of serpents wriggling round making me feel sick

Well I know I went out last night, and it's the price I'll have to pay

But before I've even found my feet I've been discovered by Tuesday

Green is the colour of your eyes

Grey is the colour of your skin

Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue

If I was you, well I'm not am I?

Well I know I'm not you, you're not me

But everybody join in after three

One, two, three

Green is the colour of your eyes

Grey is the colour of your skin

Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue

If I was you, well I'm not am I?

Green is the colour of your eyes

Grey is the colour of your skin

Yellow is the colour of your tongue, tongue, tongue

If I was you, well I'm not am I?

If I'm not you, who the hell am I?