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The Dead Milkmen – Big Lizard (1997) | Track profile | Dork

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Big Lizard in My Backyard
Big Lizard

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The Dead Milkmen

Big Lizard

Release date: 11th November 1997

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"Big Lizard" is a track by The Dead Milkmen, from the album Big Lizard in My Backyard, released 11th November 1997. Full lyrics are available below.

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Big Lizard

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well, that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fuckin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

There's no more big lizard in my backyard

I won't have to feed him anymore

No more lizard in my backyard

They shipped his ass to El Salvador!

Was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well, that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fuckin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

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From Big Lizard in My Backyard

1997

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Album

Big Lizard in My Backyard

The Dead Milkmen

Release year

1997

—Tiny Town
—Plum Dumb
—Beach Song
—Junkie
—Laundromat Song
—Nutrition
—Right Wing Pigeons
—Dean's Dream
—Filet of Sole
—Gorilla Girl
—Lucky
—Rastabilly
—Serrated Edge
—Spit Sink
—Swordfish
—Takin' Retards to the Zoo
—Tugena
—Violent School
—VFW
—Bitchin' Camaro
—Big Lizard

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