Beach Song

[Verse 1: Rodney Anonymous]

Sand is hurting my tender feet

The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine

I hate the people on the beach

With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous]

I don't wanna be on the beach (No!)

I don't wanna be on the beach (No!)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach (No!)

[Verse 2: Rodney Anonymous]

I hate my girlfriend, she, she, she

Lies on the beach like a barrier reef

Soaking up the stupid sun

While the radio is blasting Fun, Fun, Fun

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous]

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun, no!)

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous]

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun, no!)

[Verse 3: Rodney Anonymous]

This is no way to spend a summer

I've got sand caked on my feet

I gave my ice cream to a shark

And now I've got nothing to eat, no fun!

[Chorus: Joe Jack Talcum, Rodney Anonymous]

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)

I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun, no!)

I don't wanna be on the beach!

I don't wanna be on the beach! (No fun!)