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Latchmere
Happy Slap

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Happy Slap

Release date: 17th April 2006

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About This Track

"Happy Slap" is a track by The Maccabees, from the album Latchmere, released 17th April 2006. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 17 articles about The Maccabees.

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Lyrics

Happy Slap

[Verse 1]

I'd have a happy slap

I'd have a heart attack

I'd have a happy slap, heart attack, poison snack, cataract, swollen sack, broken back, guarantee no money back

[Chorus]

And if I twitch, then I know I love you

And if I twitch, then I know that I care

[Verse 2]

I'd make a move to prove

I'd make a foolish move

I'll make move to prove my love to you, look up at just the two of you, catch your fingers in the inserts of the [?]

[Chorus]

And if I twitch, then I know I love you

And if I twitch, then I know that I care

[Bridge]

I'll prove my love for you

I'll prove my love for you

Twitch

[Outro]

I would if you would, yeah

Oh yeah, I would if you would, if you would, yeah if you would

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Track details

From Latchmere

2006

Album

Release year

2006

—Bicycles (EP Version)
—Happy Slap

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The Maccabees — The Truth
The Maccabees — Something Like Happiness (acoustic)
The Maccabees — Koya
The Maccabees — The Bore
The Maccabees — Long Necks
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The Maccabees — Pioneering Systems (from Marks to Prove It) [2:31]
The Maccabees — Something Like Happiness (from Marks to Prove It) [3:44]
The Maccabees — Marks to Prove It (from Marks to Prove It) [4:14]
The Maccabees — Slow Sun (from Marks to Prove It) [4:13]
The Maccabees — WW1 Portraits (from Marks to Prove It) [3:19]
The Maccabees — Ribbon Road (from Marks to Prove It) [4:24]
The Maccabees — Spit It Out (from Marks to Prove It) [5:09]
The Maccabees — Dawn Chorus (from Marks to Prove It) [3:18]
The Maccabees — River Song (from Marks to Prove It) [3:11]
The Maccabees — Silence (from Marks to Prove It) [3:19]
The Maccabees — Kamakura (from Marks to Prove It) [4:00]
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The Maccabees — O.a.v.i.p. - live at the roundhouse
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The Maccabees — Given To The Wild (from Given to the Wild) [8:20]
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The Maccabees — Given to the Wild (Intro) (from Given to the Wild) [2:11]
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The Maccabees — Slowly One (from Given to the Wild) [4:17]
The Maccabees — Glimmer (from Given to the Wild) [4:04]
The Maccabees — Unknow (from Given to the Wild) [5:07]
The Maccabees — Forever I've Known (from Given to the Wild) [5:22]
The Maccabees — Pelican (from Given to the Wild) [3:45]
The Maccabees — Ayla (from Given to the Wild) [3:47]
The Maccabees — Feel to Follow (from Given to the Wild) [3:29]
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The Maccabees — Heave (from Given to the Wild) [4:25]
The Maccabees — Grew Up At Midnight (from Given to the Wild) [4:01]
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The Maccabees — The Real Thing (Bonus Track) (from Colour It In (Deluxe)) [1:38]
The Maccabees — Toothpaste Kisses (Bonus Track) (from Colour It In (Deluxe)) [2:40]
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The Maccabees — Diamond Solitaire (Bonus Track) (from Colour It In (Deluxe)) [0:45]
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