You're So Vain

[Verse 1]

Well you walked into the party

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Your hat strategically dipped beneath one eye

Your scarf, it was apricot

You had one eye on the mirror

And you watched yourself a lot

And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner

They'd be your partner, yeah

[Verse 2]

Well you had me several years ago

When I was still quite naïve

You said that we made such a pretty pair

And that you would never leave

But you gave away the things you loved

And one of them was me

I had some dreams, there were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee, yeah

[Verse 3]

Well I heard that you went off to Saratoga

And your horse naturally won

And then you chartered a leer jet to Nova Scotia

To see the total eclipse of the sun

Yeah, you're always where you should be and

When you're not you're with some underworld spy

Or your best friend's boyfriend, your best friend's boyfriend, yeah