Answer

[Verse 1]

Year after year

Though every dream of a pony would end in tears

The cake was lit and as you blew the candles out

Your heart refilled

And every year

Your dream was killed

[Pre-Chorus]

It may take an ocean of whiskey and time

To wash all of the letdown out of your mind

And this may not be the thing you requested but I

Am the answer to all your prayers

[Chorus]

All this time, interested agents have been eavesdropping upstairs

When will you recognize that I am the answer to all your prayers?

[Verse 2]

You ordered well

They brought you medium rare

You were promised fair

And in response a clap of thunder broke the air

The weather changed

The sky went black

And then it rained

[Pre-Chorus]

It may take an ocean of whiskey and time

To wash all of the letdown out of your mind

And this may not be the item you selected but I

Am the answer to all your prayers

[Chorus]

All this time, the surveillance machine has been all up in your affairs

When will you realize that I am the answer to all your prayers?

[Bridge]

It might seem like a thankless existence

But don't lose hope just yet

You'll be remembered for your persistence

And this is the thanks you get

[Verse 3]

You wanted tall

I came in under 5′4″

Then you asked for dark

I tend to sunburn a lot

As for handsome, well

Can't help you there

So make of it what you will

[Pre-Chorus]

It may take an ocean of whiskey and time

To wash all of the letdown out of your mind

And I may not be the one you expected but I

Am the answer to all your prayers

[Chorus]

All this time, interested agents have been eavesdropping upstairs

When will you get that I am the answer to all your prayers?

All this time, the surveillance machine has been all up in your affairs

It should be clear to you by now that I am the final answer to all your prayers