Money for Dope

[Verse 1]

Walking stick, lobster shell, cellophane, acid bath

Legal pad, nitrogen, avocado, sleeping bag, rope

Money for dope

Russian hat, safety glass, jumping beans, hand grenade

Almanac, butcher block, finger cymbals, liquid soap

Money for dope

Opera glasses, letter of introduction, rubber gloves

Chewing gum, antenna, Magic Marker, Edna Ferber novel

Baking soda, cobra venom, poker caddy

[Chorus]

Money for dope (Check!)

Banjolin (Check!)

A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check!)

Wooden leg (Check!)

Galvanized tub (Check!)

Money for dope

[Post-Chorus]

Awwwwwwww

[Verse 2]

Ice cream tray (Check!)

Gasoline (Check!)

Savings bond (Check!)

Laughing gas (Check!)

Butter churn (Check!)

Pesticide (Check!)

Autograph (Check!)

From Julian Cope (Check!)

Money for dope

Whipping cream (Check!)

Table salt (Check!)

Butter wedge (Check!)

Chafing dish (Check!)

Backing track (Check!)

Slot machine (Check!)

Hockey mask (Check!)

Isotope (Check!)

Money for dope

Swimming goggles, penicillin, needle-nose pliers

Lighter fluid, sarsaparilla, magnet, axe, woolen blanket

1997 calendar, potato peeler

[Chorus]

Money for dope (Check!)

Water skis (Check!)

Preserved barn owl skeleton (Check!)

Fake mustache (Check!)

Bucket of lye (Check!)

Money for dope

Money for dope

[Post-Chorus]

Awwwwwwww

Awwwwwwww

[Chorus]

Money for dope (Check!)

Banjolin (Check!)

A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check!)

Wooden leg (Check!)

Galvanized tub (Check!)

Money for dope

Money for dope

Money for dope