Towson (Recher Theatre)

[Verse 1]

When you head out tonight

In your quest for excellence in theater

I won't be there

I slammed my finger in the car door by accident

But I salute you in your ongoing quest

For excellence in theater

[Chorus]

What's it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theatre in Towson

And the secret rock show

[Interlude]

[Spoken]: This will make more sense as we go

[Verse 2]

As you navigate the rotary

On your way to park your car by the theater

I'll hold your sweater

My leg is in a bear trap, I'm unable to attend

But I applaud you

And I'll jealously read your blog after the show

[Chorus]

What's it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theatre in Towson

And the secret rock show

[Verse 3]

I have stood outside the entrance

For twenty-five of your earth years

I've mastered breathing oxygen

And learned the human art of wearing clothes

But I shall never have the pleasure

Of knowing what goes on in that theatre

[Chorus]

What's it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theatre in Towson

And the secret rock show

[Chorus]

What's it like in there?

I will never know

The Recher Theatre in Towson

And the secret rock show

[Outro]

Normally we would play that again just to try to get it right, but...