Weep Day

I never went to the tropical island

Though everybody said they saw me there

And it wasn't me you punched a hole in

At the West German protest march

Simultaneous events don't happen

We are isolated temporally

And a part is never called a whole thing

Though it bothers it to know it's so

Every man is made of two opinions

Every woman has a second half

And it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man

(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)

Yes it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man

(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)

I didn't write the words you hear me singing (Didn't write the words you hear me singing)

I didn't sing the line before this one (Didn't sing the line before this one)

You were not the one I was addressing (You were not the one I was addressing)

That person took a train to Africa (Africa)

Where he met the consulate from Belgium

Who is now a Buddhist in a cave

Who is pitching for the Oakland Raiders

Striking out the batter she became

Every man is made of two opinions

Every woman has a second half

And it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man

(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)

Yes it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man

(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man) (x2)

Weep Day for Urine Man (x3)

Weep Day (x6)

Weep