16 Wheeler Horse

[VERSE 1]

Well I'm leaving to a place where sun don't shine

Where I won't get a sunburn, I can always be sitting around inside

I'm on a horse that's 12 feet tall and 15 meters wide

You better move man, 'fore I run you over, and end up taking your life

I said I'm leaving to a place where I don't have to brush my teeth

Well, a place where I don't have to wake up after getting way too little sleep

And when I get there I ain't never gonna have to answer to your call

I ain't never coming home again baby, so you don't have to worry about me at all

[Chorus]

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years been waiting for this ride

HAHAHA!

OOOAAAHH

HA! HA! HA!

[VERSE 2]

Well I don't like it here no more now, so I'm going where [?] grow on trees

I'm leaving on my horse, I ain't turning back, turning back you see

My woman's gone and left me for a man who got a job

She was tired of my complaining, said I laid around not helpin' out at all

She left me without warning for a man with a big old fancy car

I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down to the nearest strip mall bar

[Chorus]

16 wheeler horse, 15 meters wide, 17 beers deep, 29 years been waiting for this ride, waiting for this ride

AH! AH!

[REFRAIN]

16 wheeler horse, 200,000 meters wide, you better get the fuck out of the way man, or you'll die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[OUTRO]

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep, 29 years

16 wheeler horse, 17 meters wide, 18 beers deep