Mononucleosis

[Verse 1]

When you came into the Pod

You told me that something was wrong

Said you wasn't havin' no more fun

And you want to lick the sun

Couldn't say it was any fun

Oh, dude

[Verse 2]

Now, you're on the couch

You can't even move your fucking head

Tell me that you wish you was dead

Dude, I really don't wish you was dead

Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed

Oh, dude

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

Can't have a smoke

Can't even enjoy a little brew

What the hell's my buggy gonna do?

Can't even pet the horsies in the zoo

Little Miss Mandee's in this too

Oh, dude