Strap On That Jammy Pac

Strap on that there jammypac

Get a grip on your soul

Sip on that there family flask

And I'll guide you towards the door

She don't feed me in the morning

And I can't take no more

So strap on that there jammypac

And get up off my floor

Strap on that there jammypac

And slide a double dime my way

Dry off your distributor cap

And hip me to the game you play

Shes jonesing for a jammy

With a girl that I call Tammy

So strap on that there jammypac

It's time for you to pay

Strap on that there jammypac

Get hip to taekwondo

Stings you like a heart attack

Van Winkle says fuck you

Never made me no supper

A boy like me needs it, too

So strap on that there jammypac

It's time to pay your due