You and Your Stoopid Guitar

They said let's go to the show

Can't wait to see them I love that video

Lets catch the opening band

Matt said the singers this girl with long red hair

But when she started to play

That's when he got in her way

And he was not Brian May

And I kept trying to hear her

Cause I thought maybe she'd have something to say

But you kept running her over

Chasing the fucking spotlight 'round the stage

Oh you think you're so ill

And you're all up in my grill

You and your stoopid guitar

Ever since I was a kid

Wanted to play on a six string like they did

And join a traveling band

Could have conquered the world with my left hand

And I then I'd sit back and swing

So that the singer could sing

Cause that was always her thing

But I'm still trying to hear her

Cause I thought maybe she'd have something to say

And you're still running her over

Chasing that fucking spotlight round the stage

Oh you think you're so ill

And you're all up in my grill

You and your stoopid guitar

I'd say nobody plays it like they used to

Just saying no body plays it quite as bad as I do

Not saying nobody plays me like they used too, boo hoo

Nobody plays, no body plays...