Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say eether and I say eyether

You say neether and I say nyther;

Eether, eyether, neether, nyther

Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potato and I like potahto

You like tomato and I like tomahto;

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!

Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh! If we ever part

Then that might break my heart!

So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas

For we know we need each other

So we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off!

You say laughter and I say lawfter

You say after and I say awfter;

Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter

Let's call the whole thing off!

You like vanilla and I like vanella

You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella;

Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry!

Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh! If we ever part

Then that might break my heart!

So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters

I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

For we know we need each other

So we better call the calling off off!

Let's call the whole thing off