Wives and Girlfriends

[Chorus:]

Well I love my wives and my girlfriends

May they never meet

May they never know each other

When they pass on the street

Well I might be a Mormon or I might be a heathen or a gambler, I just don't know

But I love my wives and my girlfriends

Turn 'em all out and let 'em all go

[Verse 1:]

Wife number nine she sure was fine so was number seven

Oh, number six still makes me sick so does number eleven

Sweet Jolene from New Orleans showed up there with number five

I got caught with my britches down

And I barely make it out alive

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[Verse 2:]

Wife number one was a whole lotta fun and number two had

Her own deal

Wife number three blew out number four

And it was even more unreal

Sweet Ann-Mary from Tucson county

Had me thinkin' about settlin' down

Betty Lou and her sister Sue came calling

When I hit their town

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