Run That by Me One More Time

Run that by me one more time

To make sure that I heard you right

I hope you don't expect me to believe that line

I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb

And I know a lie when I hear one

Would you run that by me one more time?

Well, you're late again, I see

What's your excuse this time?

Don't you try to kiss and make up

When you smell so strong from wine

Well, I'm not late, the clock is wrong

You need to wind Big Ben

Honey, that's not wine you smell

That's aftershave for men

Would you run that by me one more time?

What happened to the money

I gave you to pay the rent?

The rent is overdue

And we ain't got one red cent

I put it in the cookie jar

The day you brought it home

One day when I came back from town

I looked and I'll be dogged if that money wasn't gone!

Would you run that by me one more time?