Prospects

[Verse 1]

How many prospects do you have?

How many prospects do you have?

Have you got 18 prospects?

Or just two prospects?

[Chorus]

Job prospects

Junk prospects

House prospects

TV prospects

[Verse 2]

And she said "Anyone caught taking the bus

Past the age of 25

Well they can count themselves

Oh, a failure in life"

But you’ve got your fingers

In so many pies

You can’t even p-p-p-p-p-pick up your pencil

[Chorus]

Life prospects

Dumb prospects

Big prospects

One prospect

[Verse 3]

And sometimes it feels like

You’ve got no prospects

And it’s just 8 pounds and 21 pence

For an hour of your time

[Outro]

No prospects

No prospects

No prospects

No prospects

No