The Yes and the Y'all

[Intro]

Jiggy-jabberjaw vitamin idol and primal rages

When bible page verse tidal waves begun (Water won)

I wrote the book that shook America to splinters

In a winter wasteland icicle-bound barren township

Call Baron Münchhausen and proud gimps to clinch this chemical war pig

Delinquent sinking like a paper tugboat well beneath your holidays

Beached on a red tide infested shore corroding eastern seaboard beauty

I'm a jigsaw slab, but all the pig saw was dirt bag

[Verse 1]

It's like a bleeding comet bombing on your sequels

To the Riverside Park Tunnel people claim last lifeform standing

Carbon based pardons ain't enough

My stilts truly personify this urbanite flea circus

We urchins merkin on daily

I catapult brain opera past basic

Tear my own face off in the finale, stick around it's ill

Diabolic Prodigal Son spill grimace

If you had one more eye, you'd be a Cyclops

Which explains missing the premise

Bliss mimic, baptise, chastise, laugh, die

Kiss the finish, piss the villagers the fuck off

Pete Piper picked peppers, and Run rocked rhymes

Aes Rock might've smoked one too many dimes in his time

Now, where you gonna be when the sun falls, brother?

Probably gathering your sheep with all these other motherfuckers

Struck twice in the same place by a moody Zeus fishliner

Smackin the third clear out the park

Going gone (To infinity and beyond!)

I rocked for a flock of Chewbacca look-alikes in magic makers

Hermit crabs and New York city sewer aligators

Keep your Honalee dreams out your homily

I deal with tangible goods

And avoid manufacturing food for landfills

I've seen friends bow to needles

I've seen needles bow to records

I've seen boughs break

I've seen God bow and make the clouds shake

I've seen the proud break

I've seen a lot for a blind soldier

Who tattooed a cityscape on skin to blend in

The rats travel by night and fight the waterbugs

I'm here to pull the three-prong on this prime directive wormhole of self-sacrifice

Add a hatchet slice for kicks

And so that God-awful Frankenstein scar on your style can someday be a story for my kids

Life's hard, life's easy

Life's everything in between

Life's Peachy like James and the Giant

And I keep spittin as long as these kittens buy it

And I keep casting my line as long as these fish will bite it

And I like it (Don't try it like that)

[Sample: Patti Drew]

"Yes wild is love

That's the way it goes though....

Maybe I should just give up or stop trying

But life is so uncertain, so short

I've got to keep on searching

And wherever it takes me, I've got to go"

[Verse 2]

Bantamweight temper tantrum, decrepit anthem

Set a low goal, I arrive late

I'm here to scrape a cog clean till the funk machine

Imposes on the underling amalgam cluster and identifies the mother

(Oh you got heart?)

I hate to tell you but it skips more than it palpitates

Like these here little drunken archers miss more than they calculate

The falcon hates the mockingbird

The farmer hates the drought

I hate em all, I kick the bottom brick out shouting "Yes y'all"

And blow the village out perspective (Aesop!)

Do you take this makeshift Candy Land cult-classic bastard style

To be your lawfully wedded head trip

To embrace throughout sickness, health, electrical storm

Fire, pain, rain, hail, wind, ice, sleet, snow? (Hell no!)

I'm balanced, personified phantom to the bone

Walkin like a Jabberwocky

Scalpin a pair of one-way tickets to shadowboxing

It’s just like Christmas with a shallow stocking

Like this (I'm just trying to milk the mileage)

You drop science like Don Herbert with liquor in him

Soundin' off like senior citizens sitting at Bingo parlor bickering

Yeah, it's kinda funny, isn't it?

How I can build while you just sit there and bitch about your syllabus

[Chorus]

Dwarfed by the lights, bewildered by the fanbase

Bound by an idea, skeptical of the handshakes

Dwarfed by the lights, bewildered by the fanbase

Bound by an idea, skeptical of the handshakes

Dwarfed by the lights, bewildered by the fanbase

Bound by an idea, skeptical of the handshakes

Dwarfed by the lights, bewildered by the fanbase

Bound by an idea, skeptical of the handshakes

Skeptical of the handshakes {*repeat to fade*}