Headlines

[Verse 1]

Do a show, save a child

Raise a million bucks that'll last a while

Fight at parties buy a horse

Lose a couple win that big divorce

[Chorus]

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

[Verse 2]

Saw my chance, I need a break

Took the biggest float in the rose parade

I Got jailed, no disgrace

A hundred million people saw my face

Call a conference with the press

Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress

Climb a building at six-below

On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes

[Chorus]

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right

I hope that they catch my best side

[Verse 3]

I popped out from a cake

At the president's ball what a big mistake

Fifty guns aimed at me

I was nearly killed but what publicity

Nominated, something big

Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe

Porno movie comes to light

But I was starving then so that's all right

[Chorus]

I wanna be in the headlines

Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right

I hope they catch my best side

Keep my sidewalk star status bright

Feel free to walk on me tonight

Just don't spit on me

[Outro]

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