Nuclear Infected

[Verse 1]

I'm nuclear infected

I really don't mind

I just go out when the sun goes down

And have a real good time

I can clear out any ballgame

In a minute and a half

I just show up, glow up

And have a real good laugh

[Chorus]

When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I sad I glow blue

And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you

[Verse 2]

I'm nuclear infected

Really ain't that bad

In fact it's about the best time

I guess I've ever had

I'm nuclear infected

I'm looking for a mate

So I slip on something lead, babe

And go out on a date

[Chorus]

When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I sad I glow blue, yeah

And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you

[Bridge]

(Nuclear infected) Don't make me angry

(Nuclear infected) Don't make me shake

(Nuclear infected) Don't get me to sneeze

(Nuclear) That's a big mistake

[Verse 3]

I want to live on Three Mile Island

Where things are clean and neat

'Cause we don't have no health freaks

Clutterin' up our streets

I'm nuclear infected

I need something to eat

A China Syndrome Salad

With plutonium and cheese

[Chorus]

When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I sad I glow blue, yeah

And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you