Tag, You're It

[Intro]

Let's assume that he's the groom and he's been waiting

To consummate all night

And you're the bride, you're locked tight inside the bathroom

And you're overcome with fright

[Verse 1]

Now here's the chiller, he's the killer, you've discovered

You're trapped, alone, you're scared

We cut to you, we move in close, you're catatonic

You get a close up there

And in this shot, here's what we got, he breaks the door down

And tears your nightgown lace

You see a can, it's aerosol, you grab the hair spray

And light it in his face

[Chorus]

There's a very hungry man in the cellar

Oh, waiting

Or is he in the attic closet

Waiting

[Interlude]

Debbie? I like this game

Debbie?

Debbie? Debbie?

Debbie?

[Verse 2]

He blindly grabs you, tries to stab you, but you're quicker

You over act right here

You see a cat, a ball of yarn, a knitting needle

His vision's still not clear

He's stumbling 'round, don't make a sound and then he grabs you

"Hide and seek, my dear?"

He shifts his glance, you see your chance, you grab the needle and you

You plunge it in his ear

[Chorus]

There's a very hungry man in the cellar

Oh, waiting

Or is he in the attic closet

Waiting

There's a very hungry man in the cellar

Oh, waiting

Or is he in the attic closet

Waiting

[Outro]

And just like the scene in "Halloween", you think it's all over

And you're gazing into space

But you got to make sure, you hear something, you start to turn

And you're standing there frozen, staring him face to face

And he looks at you and says "tag, you're it, Sweetie

Bye, Debbie. Debbie, Debbie, Debbie

Goodbye, Debbie..."