I Better Be Good

[Verse 1]

If I ain't cool

My daddy gonna send me to Military School

If I ain't nice

My girlie gonna freeze me with cold shoulder ice

If I'm real late

My teacher gonna use me for alligator bait

So, I better be good

I better be good

[Verse 2]

If I jump on the gas

The cops are gonna jump all over my back

If I smoke too much

Doctor says he's gonna put my lungs in a crutch

If I'm caught without my pants

Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot

Until he sees me dance, so, I better be good

I had better be good

[Chorus]

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

You better be nice tonight

[Verse 3]

If I spray it on the seat

Lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat

If I spewey too fast

Lover's gonna stick my Wrangler in a cast

If zipper grabs skin

I'll know I had it out when I shoulda kept it in, ow

I better be good, I better be good

I better be good, ooh

[Chorus]

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

I'd better be nice tonight, yeah

[Outro]

Nice, nice, nice

Nice

Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice, nice