Aries the Ram

When we were last here

We named our offspring

But we never even did it

We never really did anything

We shared a birthday

So we shared a do

And they cooked my/your clothes

When I was upstairs with you

I/you did the sheet trick

And you/I did a yawn

So I/you went out with the boys

Stealing the milk at dawn

I was a virgin

And you were on holiday

I'd had seven glasses

When she asked me to stay

So I let the wine decide

What I should do

At least I was careful

I remember it was blue