Tanned

The greek sun

Made you lovely

But attacked me with it's rays

I fell asleep

And burned so badly

I could barely move

For the first few days

The girls in front

All lay topless

I did my best not to look

But you could see

Right through my glasses

As I pretended

To read my book

We went for dinner

Then tried the cocktails

And drank our way through the list

For the first time in ages

We just sat and chatted

Then staggered home happy

Tanned and pissed