Brianstorm (Live at iTunes Festival 2011)

[Verse 1]

Brian, top marks for not trying

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you puttin’ us under?

'Cause we can't get our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator

[Verse 2]

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you

There’s not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get, 'cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She’ll be saying, "Use me, show mе the jacuzzi"

I imagine that it’s therе on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate

Means that you'll never be frightened to make ’em wait for a while

[Bridge]

I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm, oh

[Verse 3]

(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding

(Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing

With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of folks

That have wept 'cause you’ve stolen their thunder

Are you putting us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator

[Spoken Outro]

Thank you! Hello everybody, we're Arctic Monkeys, from High Green