Friends/Oh My My!

And I am all alone

There is no one here beside me

And my problems have all gone

There is no one to deride me

Ah, But you got to have friends!

The feeling's oh so strong

You got to have friends

Mmm, To make that day last long

I had some firends but they're gone, yeah

Somethin' came and took them away

And from the dusk 'til the dawn

Here is where I'll stay

I got to stay, Woo!

[Harlettes:] She called up the doctor

To see what's the matter

He said, "Come on over."

[Bette:] I said, "Do I have to?"

My knees started aching

My wrists started shakin'

When the doctor said to me

Whoa, he said

Oh my my, oh my my

Can you boogie? Can you slide?

Oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie if you try

Oh my my, oh my my

You know it's guaranteed

To keep you alive

Whoa, no no no no no!

Now don't make me go!

[Harlettes:] The head nurse, she blew in

Just like a tornado

When they started dancin'

[Bette:] I jumped off the table

I felt myself reeling

And as I was healing

This is what he said to me

Ow! Oh my my, oh my my

Can you boogie? Can you slide?

Oh my my, oh my my

You can boogie if you try

Oh my my, oh my my

You know it's guaranteed

To keep you alive

[Harlettes:] Can you boogie?

[Bette:] Whoa, my my my my

Mu mu my mu mu my mu mu my

My my my

Can I boogie? Can I boogie? Can I boogie?

Can I boogie woogie?

[Harlettes:] Can you boogie?

[Bette:] Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can

[Harlettes:] Can you boogie?

[Bette:] Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can

[Harlettes:] Can you boogie?

[Bette:] Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can

"Can I boogie?

Can I boogie?

What kind of asshole

Question is that? . . ."

Hello, Cleveland!

Did ya' miss me? Good!

How many of you thought we were

Gonna do the entire show in the bed?

How many of you were hoping

We would do the entire show in the bed?

I don't do shows in bed no more, I'm an artiste

Oh, now this hospital motif was suggested to me

By my recent stay in a very plush

Beverly Hills Medical Center

Now many of you, may have heard

That I was striken with apendicitis

But I am here to tell you the truth, Cleveland

And that is, that in a spasm of sisterly generosity

I donated my tits to Cher!

Oooh! And she was so glad to get 'em

I can't even begin to tell you!

Oh Honey, we spared no expense for you this time!

We did it all!

We washed

We showered

We Shaved

We FDS'd ourselves into a stuper!

And why, why did we do all this?

I'll tell you why we did all this!

On account of we heard, On account of we heard

There was a depression goin' on out here

And we all wanted to cheer you up

But y'all, y'all don't look to depressed

Except for you honey, You look like shi-i-it!