Vickie Eydie/I'm Singing Broadway

I'm singing Broadway and I love it!

I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!

You can keep your Springsteen

Shove your Chaka

I really don't care for that kind of kaka

Ethel, Liza, Chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!

Yes-sah, I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!

'Cause "Heaven" is a song from a Broadway show!

Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears

And I'll beat it like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!

Ah, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway! Bravo!

Ah, who needs a girl who's got fluorescent hair

Or an ugly boy singing off key?

Give me a broad who's got tits out to there

Belching it out to the balcony!

AhhhAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Yes, sir! I'm singing Broadway and it's heaven!

I'll be singing Broadway, yes, 'til I die!

Just tell me what could be better

Than shaking your buns

In front of a chorus

Of thirty-five nuns?

I'll climb every mountain

And ford every river I see

A Lady and her muszack

Ha-that's ha-me! Yeah!