Intermission: You're Moving Out Today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in

I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in

May I remind you that it's been a year since then?

Today the landlady, she said to me

"Your lonely friend just made a pass at me"

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea

So pack your toys away

Your pretty boys away

Your forty-fives away

Your alibis away

Your silly lies away

Your old tie-dyes away

Your one more tries away

You're moving out today

Your nasty habits aren't confined to bed

The grocer told me what you do with bread

Why don't you take up with the

Baker's wife instead of me?

Pack up your rubber duck

I'd like to wish you luck

Your funny cigarettes

Your sixty-one cassettes

Pack all your clothes away

Your rubber hose away

Your old day glows away

You're movin' out today

I hate to do it

You gotta

I hate to do it

You gotta

Hate to do it

You gotta

Hate to do it

You gotta

You gotta

You gotta

Pack up you dirty looks

Your songs that have no hooks

Your stacks of Modern Screen

Your portrait of the queen

Your mangy cat away

Your baby fat away

You're headed that away

You're moving out today

Pack up your fork and spoon

But leave my Lorna Doones

Your map of Mozambique

Your water bed that leaks

La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la

The reason I'm singing la la is

Because I'm so happy you're going

Gosh, you've made me miserable

I don't think I've ever been so unhappy

As I've been this last year with you

You are really a dirty, dirty guy

Did anyone ever tell you that?

Oh, uh, by the way, would you

Uh, take off that coat you're wearing?

That's my coat you're wearing

Ah, yes, thank you, oh, goodbye

Parting is such sweet sorrow