I've Still Got My Health

I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair

But I've still got my health, so what do I care?

My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire

But I still got my health, so what do I care?

By fashion and foppery, I'm never discussed

Attending the opry, my box would be a bust

I never shall have that Park Avenue air

But I'm in such health, why should I care?

The hip that I shake doesn't make people stare

But I got such health, what do I care?

The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare

But I still got my health, so what do I care?

Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke

My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke

My ship ain't come in, but I grin while I bear

'Cause I've got my vitamins, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H

I still have my

Got no diamonds, got no wealth

I got no men, but I got my health