Burning Beard

[Verse 1]

Every day, I wake up

We drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN

Every day, I wake up

To a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in

[Chorus 1]

Lobsterbacks attack the town again

Wrap all my things in aluminum

Beams of darkness streak across the sky

Pink rays from the ancient satellite

[Verse 2]

Every time I look out my window

Same three dogs looking back at me

Every time I open my windows

Cranes fly in to terrorize me

The power of the Holy Ghost (woof, woof, woof)

The power of the Holy Ghost

[Chorus 2]

Shadow of the New Praetorian

Tipping cows in fields Elysian

Saturnalia for all you have

The seven habits of the highly infected calf

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants

International Business Machine

Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs

Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone

Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone

It's just as I've feared

I have, I have come undone

[Verse 3]

Bugger, bugger, bugger dumb the last of academe

Occam's razor makes the cutting clean

Shaven like a banker, Lilac Vegetal.

Break the glass ceiling and golden parachute on down

[Outro Chorus]

The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town

Remove the shadow of the New Praetorian

Tipping cows in fields Elysian

Saturnalia for all you have

The seven habits of the highly infected calf

The seven habits of the highly infected calf