X-Ray Visions

[Verse 1]

First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes

Check into a motel and consult my horoscope

Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands

Patiently awaiting any word from high command

[Chorus]

Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!

[Verse 2]

Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code

With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone

Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken

By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan

[Chorus]

Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

And on the drums, Gemini

On bass guitar, presenting Pisces

On lead guitar, we have Aries

And on the microphone, Scorpio!

Go!

[Verse 3]

Last thing I remember, I was crawling from the ruins

I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it

With every day that passes, it keeps on getting stranger

But that really doesn't bother me, 'cause I get off on the danger

[Chorus]

Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!

Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, sister, X-ray vision!

[Chorus]

Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

You better believe me, brother, X-ray vision!

T-t-t-telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real!

I know what you're thinking, X-ray vision!