Rodney

Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me?
Oh, why do you hate me?
Why do you? Why do you do?

I scrambled those eggs for you
I generally did what you asked me to
I still got no respect, no
I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriends

Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me?
Oh, why do you hate me?
Why do you? Why do you do?

I wrote my best jokes for you
I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue
And I never even got a laugh, no
Rodney's turnin' in his grave on my behalf

Oh, why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me?
Oh, why do you hate me?
Why do you? Why do you do you?

I don't wanna talk about it anymore
I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor
I gave you all I had with no returns
I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse

You shoulda left your girl for me
But then my morals are low as my self-esteem
So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah
Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest

You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
You used to wanna spend all your time with me, oh
You used to like me
You used to, you used to

Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me?
Oh, why do you hate me?
Why do you? Why do you?

Why do you hate me?
Why do you hate me? Why?
Why do you hate me?
Oh, why do you hate me?
Why do you? Why do you do you?