3-Way Lisa

I take Lisa to the movies - she's my date

But I know Theresa's in there, I can't wait

I take Theresa in the back seat all night long

It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone

We drive down by the river, I'm getting bored

And Theresa's getting anxious, she feels ignored

It's Theresa in the back seat all night long

It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone

Then the eyes roll back, yeah, here comes Theresa

Now there's a girl I can get a piece of

Come morning Lisa will feel like hell

But who can she tell?

I take her back to her place, we shake hands

Then I make a date with Lisa - I've got plans

It's Theresa in the back seat all night long

It's Theresa in my backseat - then she's gone