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Shitbeard

Release date: 23rd March 1993

From Sexy Pee Story
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About This Track

"Shitbeard" is a track by Cows, from the album Sexy Pee Story, released 23rd March 1993. Full lyrics are available below.

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Cows

Cows

Lyrics

Shitbeard

My old friend likes to talk

It don't respect the clock

Into my home it creeps

To wreck me in my sleep

It climbs, oh it climbs, it climbs

All over me

It climbs, oh it climbs, yes it climbs

It climbs, the cold black vine

It climbs on me

It leaves me all undone

It does it just for fun

Its roots break up my bones

It won't leave me alone

It climbs, oh it climbs, it climbs

All over me

It climbs, oh it climbs, yes it climbs

It climbs, the cold black vine

It cuts me right in half

It does it just for laughs

It's got me in it's claws

It's my one true applause

It climbs, oh it climbs, it climbs

All over me

It climbs, oh it climbs, yes it climbs

It climbs, the cold black vine

It climbs on me

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1993
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