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D12

Bizarre (Skit)

Release date: 19th June 2001

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About This Track

"Bizarre (Skit)" is a track by D12, from the album Devil’s Night, released 19th June 2001. Full lyrics are available below.

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D12

D12

Lyrics

Bizarre (Skit)

[Skit: Bizarre, Kuniva, Evel & Sindy Syringe]

Man, did you see that ho with them big titties?

Ho-ho, that bitch was strapped!

Everybody was tryna hop out, man

Uh... but, yo, nigga, what's going on, fool?

What up, my nigga? (What up?)

Nothing, man, yo, this is my girl right here

Sindy right here

Sindy, this is Bizarre I was telling you about

Hey, how are you doing?

That's my nigga

Alright

Yo, look, I'm 'bout to run in the store

And get some 40's and a couple blunts, man

And- Evel, why don't you go to the store with me?

Alright, bet

Alright, bet, yo, I'll be back in a little bit, nigga

Alright, my nigga

Alright

[*Music begins*]

So how long you been on Eminem?

[Bizarre]

Eminem? Shit, I don't know Eminem, I'm just in town

For this little jazz festival and shit, you know, something on the side

Yo, can I get you some, uh, sparkling water and shit?

You want some water?

No, no, no thanks

Okay, how 'bout some pig feet?

Heh, no, I'm straight, heh

I'm ready to smoke

Damn, what's takin' The Kuniva so long?

[*Bizarre farts*]

No, the fuck you didn't!

Girl, chill out, that shit came from my soul

Fuck that shit, it's better out than in

You know what I'm saying?

Ugh...

And I want you to give me a little kiss though

[*Bizarre farts again*]

A kiss?

Kiss you where?

Alright, I'ma tell you

I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you in your ear...

[*Music stops*]

On my booty

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Track details

From Devil’s Night

2001
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Album
Devil’s Night
Devil’s Night
D12
Release year
2001
  1. —Shit Can Happen
  2. —Instigator
  3. —American Psycho
  4. —Girls
  5. —Revelation
  6. —That’s How...
  7. —Ain’t Nuttin' But Music
  8. —Pimp Like Me
  9. —That's How (Skit)
  10. —Steve Berman
  11. —Bizarre (Skit)
  12. —Obie Trice (Skit)
  13. —Nasty Mind
  14. —Another Public Service Announcement
  15. —Devil's Night

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer
Bizarre, Kuniva
Producer
Bizarre
Mastering Engineer
Brian Gardner
Speaking Voice
Sindy Syringe
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