Boom

[Intro - Bret McKenzie]

Oh my god, she's so hot

She's so flipping hot, she's like a curry

I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist

She's so hot, she's making me sexist...bitch

I need my 1987 DG-20 Casio Electric Guitar, set to...mandolin

Yeah...drop the drums!

Hear me now!

[Verse 1 - Bret McKenzie]

I see you give the sign I wanna Boom like it's never been done

Bust a move it's like the click-Boom of a gun

In the Marquee in the bass is Booming

Someone's smoking Boom at da back of da room

And it's the first day of Boom, and the flowers are blooming

Drum Boom bass and the party is Booming

Boom ba Boom like a rocket taking off to da moon

Boom Boom like a bride and Boom ahh

[Chorus - Bret McKenzie (Jemaine Clement)]

See ya shaking that Boom Boom ahh

See ya looking at my Boom Boom ahh

See ya want some Boom Boom

It's clear it's Boomtime Boom Boom ahh

Let me buy you a Boom Boom ahh

You order a fancy Boom ahh

You like Boom, and I like Boom

Enough small Boom lets Boom the Boom ahh

(Fast-forward selecta!)

[Verse 2 - Bret McKenzie (Jemaine Clement)]

Now we're rollin' in a Boom Boom ahh

Ridin' to my private room

And we know what's happening, we both assume

We gonna Boom Boom Boom ‘til the break of Boom

Who's the Boom King? (Who?)

I'm the Boom King! (What?)

Who's the Boom King? (Tell me now!)

I'm the Boom King! (He's the Boom King!)

[Bridge - Bret McKenzie]

Chaka chaka chaka hahaha

Chaka chaka chaka hahaha

Chaka chaka chaka hahaha

Chaka chaka chaka hahaha

[Verse 3 - Bret McKenzie]

My phone is beepin' it's Big-Booms-Boom

Is back from ten years doom and gloom

And they said he had his Boom chopped off in the Boom

But the crazy Boom still loves the Boom, ahh

Unzip the Boom, and my legs go zoom

My Bee-Boom jumps, ba-roomba-Boom-Boom

We both get freaky then the Boom gets squeaky

And we Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom! aah

[Outro - Bret McKenzie (Jemaine Clement)]

Who's the Boom King? (Who?)

I'm the Boom King! (What?)

Who's the Boom King? (Ha!)

I'm the Boom King! (Bret's the Boom King!)