Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear

[Verse 1]

I may go out tomorrow

If I can borrow a coat to wear

Oh, I'd step out in style

With my sincere smile and my dancin' bear

[Chorus 1]

Outrageous, alarming, courageous and charming

Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well-accepted everywhere?

Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

[Verse 2]

Seen at the nicest places

Where well-fed faces all stop to stare

Making the grandest entrance

Is Simon Smith and his dancin' bear

[Chorus 2]

They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they?

Oh who would think a boy and bear

Could be well-accepted everywhere?

Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

[Chorus 3]

Well, who needs money when you're funny?

The big attraction everywhere

Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear

Yes, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear