Chris (Skit)

[Skit: Chris Tucker]

Ayy man, what up, man?

Joyner man, what's happenin', man?

Look man, let me just let you know, man, you takin' too goddamn long with this album, man

And I don't wanna hear about that ADDHD shit

My mama got ADHD too, my nigga

And she ain't ever use that as no damn excuse to be lazy

My great-great-grandmama had ADHD and so did my grandaddy

You need to do, all you need to do, man, is smoke a little weed, man

Get your mind right

Got all these goddamn people waitin' on you

Man, I thought, I thought you was supposed to drop that damn album two years ago, man

I done shot ten goddamn movies and your shit still ain't dropped yet, man

You been, you been milkin' the fuck out that album cover, man, way too long

So I hope this music's good, because if it's not, I'ma be highly upset, nigga

Every time I go on YouTube, you got a new video of you throwin' a pity party because you got ADHD

Fuck your pity party, man

Boo-fuckin'-hoo, man, stop cryin'

Smoke some weed and drop this damn album already

Goddamn, we waitin'

Bye