I'm Driving Your Girlfriend Home

I'm driving

Your girlfriend home

And she's saying

How she never chose you

"turn left", she says

So I turn left

And she says

"So how did I end up

So deeply involved in

The very existence

I planned on avoiding?"

And I can't answer

I'm driving

Your girlfriend home

And she's laughing

To stop herself crying

"drive on", she says

So I drive on

And she says

"So how did I end up

Attached to this person

When his sense of humour

Gets gradually worser?"

And I can't tell her

I'm parking

Outside her home

And we're shaking hands

Goodnight, so politely