Chrissy Kiss the Corpse

[Verse 1]

On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady

It was clear she was dead, yeah, we all could agree

And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly

'Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee

[Chorus]

Chrissy, kiss the corpse

Chrissy, kiss the corpse

[Verse 2]

David drew a mustache under her nose

Nick put a burning match between her toes

I put a cockroach in her pantyhose

Chrissy put on some lipstick

And struck a dramatic pose

[Chorus]

Chrissy, kiss the corpse

Chrissy, kiss the corpse

[Bridge]

Chrissy's such a pretty lass

As benign as broken glass

No one in her family knows

The vile hobby that she chose

[Verse 3]

Some cops came by, so we hid behind a tree

I peeked out and they noticed me

And said, "Fondling the dead is a felony

But you got nothing to fear

'Cause we only came to see..."

[Chorus]

Chrissy, kiss the corpse

To see Chrissy kiss the corpse

[Outro]

Chrissy's such a pretty thing

Gentle as a scorpion sting

No one ever would suspect

That her mind's completely wrecked