Vegan in Furs

[Verse 1]

I used to think it glad, while at my country seat

Now I'm peaking in so many ways, the gloom is in retreat

Yeah, the dark epoch is over

I've found my Efeblum

Then passed Ernst's mausoleum, defended by a rook

Who shot a look so virulent, it pierced me like a hook

The palaver of solipsists, exploding in my skull

[Chorus]

Yeah, and we both despise all of the academic swine

Who made the author of Discus Ulysses benign?

[Verse 2]

So what if Wednesday finds us

Wearing rabies parachutes?

Foaming like the melody of sea foam fairy flutes

The atmosphere is viscous, we're sticking to the brine

[Chorus]

Yeah, and we both despise all of the academic swine

Who made the author of Discus Ulysses benign?

[Outro]

When the lanterns fill with finches, so begins the brawl

Their brains are like porcupines and mine's a paper ball

When the lanterns fill with finches, so begins the brawl

Their brains are like porcupines and mine's a paper ball

I know they don't understand

They don't get us at all

Their moss mangles polyanthus and mine's a paper ball