Everything About Her Is Wrong

Everything about her is wrong

She's the kind of creep that would just lead you along

She acts so sweet but that's a little trick

Yeah, she is a very duplicitous chick

Everything about her is fake

I've met spurious girls before but she takes the cake

She acts naive but that's a little game

Yeah, she puts Gustave Flaubert's Madame Bovary to shame

Her contempt for manners eclipsed by no other

For instance, an Oedipus learned from her mother

Everything about her is base

She belongs to the Machiavellian race

She acts austere but that's a little joke

Because this little trollop is quite morally broke

Everything about her is sick

I've seen her smashing harmless butterflies with a brick

She acts so kind but that's a little ruse

Any guy trying to win her is just destined to lose

The malice in her soul isn't quite so bad

Her preciosity veils a heart like an oubliette

Everything about her's a mess

To look in her eyes is to see

A cold and inhuman abyss

Her mind appears controlled

By a drunk navigator

Her moods are like a child

Playing in an elevator