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Pond – My Funny Serpentine (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Pond
9 (Deluxe Edition)
My Funny Serpentine

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My Funny Serpentine

Release date: 20th May 2022

From 9 (Deluxe Edition)

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About This Track

"My Funny Serpentine" is a track by Pond, from the album 9 (Deluxe Edition), released 20th May 2022. It's filed under Indie Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 5 articles about Pond.

About the Artist

Pond

Pond

Lyrics

My Funny Serpentine

[Verse 1]

I'd offer to help but I'd lose my fedora

There's just a ghost beneath this white linen

In my youth I dreamt of Robert Graves

Now my blood and my hair is thinning

Epitaphs in the glittering waves

So let's have a shave and go back to the beginning

Before we were losers, Nan

Golden children winning

[Verse 2]

He burst from the room with a labrys hung

From his scrotum and a wreath 'round his waist

Jump on the table, licked his lips

Said, "I'll show you really fucking bad taste"

His kids roll their eyes, he drools and laughs

His dad slips into the pink of his past

Coiling his stiff old spine in a loop

Unhinging his jaw to devour his arse

[Chorus / Outro]

Put your little hands in mine

My funny serpentine

All singing Auld Lang Syne

M-m-m-m-my funny serpentine

Put your little hands in mine

My funny serpentine

All singing Auld Lang Syne

My funny serpentine

Oh!

My funny serpentine

Oooh!

My funny serpentine

Oooh!

My funny serpentine

Oooh!

My funny serpentine

Wooo!

Oooh!

Ahhh!

Wooo!

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Track details

From 9 (Deluxe Edition)

2022

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Album

9 (Deluxe Edition)

Release year

2022

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