California Sucks

[Verse 1]

California sucks

It's worse than old New York

Filled with scum and wealthy worms

And stupid surfing dorks

Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's

And swaying green palm trees

Rock stars, assholes, sleazy broads

And smog that makes you sneeze

[Chorus]

California sucks

[Verse 2]

California sucks

All the people there are fake

They can buy their plastic lives

With all the cash they make

California movie stars

Strung out on sleeping pills

No, I've never been there

You can bet I never will

[Chorus]

California sucks

[Verse 3]

California sucks

Just look who you've produced

Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown

And countless other fools

West Coast sun-tanned morons

You don't know how to think

Can't wait 'til your state erodes

And falls into the drink

[Chorus]

California sucks