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Screeching Weasel – I Can't Stand Myself (1987) | Track profile | Dork

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Screeching Weasel [1997 reissue]
I Can't Stand Myself

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Screeching Weasel

I Can't Stand Myself

Release date: 10th September 1987

From Screeching Weasel [1997 reissue]

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About This Track

"I Can't Stand Myself" is a track by Screeching Weasel, from the album Screeching Weasel [1997 reissue], released 10th September 1987. Full lyrics are available below.

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Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel

Lyrics

I Can't Stand Myself

[Verse 1]

I'm immature, I talk a lot

I'm a lying, cheating little snot

I smell bad, I don't comb my hair

I steal from work, I don't fight fair

[Chorus]

I can't stand myself

I can't stand myself

[Verse 2]

Girls are repulsed by the sight of me

I slouch and I don't brush my teeth

Don't have a job, don't go to school

And worst of all, I think I'm cool

[Chorus]

I can't stand myself

I can't stand myself

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From Screeching Weasel [1997 reissue]

1987

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Screeching Weasel [1997 reissue]

Screeching Weasel

Release year

1987

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