The Velvet Ditch

[Intro - Isaac Holman & Laurie Vincent]

Good evening boys and girls, this song is called, "The Velvet Ditch".  Can I get a "Yee haw", Laurie?

Yee haw

Thank you, it goes like this

[Verse]

Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)

My old friend (My old friend)

A sweaty hand (Sweaty hand)

You'll always lend (Always lend)

Twist my arm (Twist his arm)

As I try to leave (Try to leave)

And I fall back in (Fall back in)

Comfortably (Comfortably)

Golden crown (Golden crown)

Rusty and brown (Rusty and brown)

Independent venue

Tear it down (Tear it down)

As if there's (As if there's)

Not enough (Not enough)

Luxury apartments in this town (In this town)

Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)

Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)

It feels good until

Your feet start to itch (Feet start to itch)

[Bridge]

And, oh, they're itching

And up

And down

[Outro]

Thank you boys and girls, good night