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Slackerpop

Release date: 31st October 2011

From SlackerpopTrack 12:35

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"Slackerpop" is a track by The Xcerts, from the album Slackerpop, released 31st October 2011. The track is 2:35 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 6 articles about The Xcerts.

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Lyrics

Slackerpop

Well everyone take cover
'cause I am loading up my guns
You will all die young

And if you try and escape
Well you will scare yourselves to death
You will do the hard work for me

And I won't say I'm sorry

I'll be your man, I'll be your mannequin
And I'm sinking in myself and finding it's so hard to see
That I am the champ, I am the champion
So why can't I fall asleep?

Well I was learning to love
Yeah I was learning to lose myself
In a soul where angels go

To embrace each other
Still I was ripping out finger nails
I just can't let you be

So please don't say you're sorry

I'll be your man, I'll be your mannequin
And I'm sinking in myself and finding it's so hard to see
That you are the champ, you are the champion
So why can't I fall asleep?

They sleep together
They sleep together sliently
My bones are breaking
My bones are breaking, can't you see?

I'll be your man, I'll be your mannequin
And I'm seeking in myself and finding it's so hard to see
That I am the champ, I am the champion
So why can't fall asleep?

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31st October 2011

Track number

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Release year

2011

1Slackerpop
2:35
2Gum (Alt. Version)
2:57
3He Sinks. He Sleeps. (Alt. Version)
3:24
4Young (Belane) [Alt. Version]
3:36

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